You know that really special dress in the back of your closet? Guys, go along with me here, or maybe you have a dress in the back of your closet, in which case I am guessing it is really special. Anyway, said dress, which may or may not be hypothetical, has red bangles and that wild looking V cut, and, I don't know, tassels or something. And anyway there it sits in the back of your closet, being a really good idea (or not) that you promise yourself you will get to one day.
Well, I've got lots of dishes like that in my cooking repertoire. Cassoulet, homemade wontons, spanakopita -- I swear, I am going to make this soon, really, I just need to find matching shoes.
And then there are the dishes that are like the three pairs of black trousers that hang in the front of my closet. They work, they fit, and I don't have to worry about what shirt I wear or whether anyone will be offended. And, most important, they do not require me to be awake when choosing. In my kitchen the black-trouser dishes are things like burritos, braised chicken, salad and fried rice.
People appreciate the trouser dishes, but fried rice doesn't get cat calls, or moans of approving pleasure. And, you know, sometimes a girl wants a little something more than mid-week appreciation.
What if there were a secret-weapon-dress-for-a-Friday-night-that-never-comes kind of dish that you could make when you are half asleep, after work, while wearing black trousers? The kind of thing that can reduce three loud and rambunctious children to a quiet pile of slurps and grunting yum-yum sounds. The kind of dish that makes your husband give you his phone number.

Well, right now, this dish is as close as I've got.

My friend Rachael went out of town and was kind enough to let us take her farm share for the week. Here's what I did. The only bits left at the end of the meal were a few red tassels on the floor.
Ingredients
The base:
Olive oil
Crushed red pepper
5 cloves garlic, crushed
one medium to large onion, finely chopped
One 28-ounce can whole tomatoes, chunk the tomatoes and keep the juice from the can
½ cup cream, or what ever is left in the bottom of the half-and-half carton
¼ cup grated sharp Italian table cheese, Parmigiano-Reggiano will work. I like a not-quite-so-sharp Italian cheese that I get at Cardona's. I'll get the name as soon as I can.
One package chicken sausage
On chicken sausage…I like Bilinski’s feta and spinach, grill them and then cut into little chunks. If that seems like too much work, just pan-fry them. Somehow or another you need a bunch of cooked chicken sausage, cut into little slices or chunks.
(If you are the planning type, you could BBQ one night and cook some extra chicken sausages. Then you could pull them out the next night for this sauce. That would make it even easier for a mid-week, just-got-home-from-work meal.)
The fun part:
Take one long look at that pile of green stuff from the farm share. Then grab something and start chopping.
My favorites for this sauce (because this is what I used last time, so for the moment they are my favorites) are:
Beet greens and/or chard, about four cups, rinsed well and chopped fine
Summer squash, one, thin slices
Zucchini, one, thin slices
Basil, one handful, chopped fine
Flat-leaf parsley, handful, chopped fine
Other good veggies would be spinach, green beans, especially Roma, fresh tomatoes, broccoli rabe (you might wan to blanche this first), any other leafy green.
Instructions:
Remember, I am cooking for six, or, to tell the truth, the way my children are eating right now, it seems more like eight. The exact amounts aren’t that important here. It is hard to go wrong as long as you have the base.
Prep veggies as specified above. Put large pan of water on to boil for pasta. Cook and slice sausage. You can grill the sausage while making the first part of the sauce if you like, especially if they are the precooked kind and you are really just heating and charring them.
Now for the sauce…
Pour a deep coating of olive oil into a deep frying pan. Heat till it is fragrant. Add crushed red pepper and garlic. Allow it to sizzle for a moment and release into the oil, but do not brown.
Add the onion. Stir to coat with oil. Let it cook till it is soft and translucent. Add the other veggies. If you are using summer squash or zucchini add these first and cook for a few minutes before adding the greens.
Add the cooked sausage, tomatoes (add the chunked tomatoes and the rest of the juice from the can) and basil. Simmer for about 10 minutes.
When water boils add 1 pound fettuccine.
When the pasta is about 3-5 minutes from being al dente, pour cream into sauce. Mix well and heat, but don’t cook for a long time. By this time, I’ve usually got a full pan of sauce (in my huge deep frying pan. If you need more liquid, you could add ¼ to ½ cup of the pasta water.
At the end, stir in the grated cheese. Adjust seasoning, salt and pepper to taste. Add parsley if you have it.
Drain the pasta and toss with the sauce. Serve will good bread and watch your children eat beet greens.
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Comments
This was great! I had a similar pile of veggies that I needed to clear out before the next farm share came in. i used Bilinski's sweet italian sausage and added a little homemade chicken stock with the tomatoes. It will definitely make the rotation at my house.
- by biodiva on Jul 7, 2008 at 1:01 PM | link
i made something like this, but used cardona's sweet italian chicken sausage. the meal got raves from the family. i think next time i;ll add in few more veggies. and double the amounts so we can have leftovers, and maybe use 1/2 sewet and half hot sausage.
love your site!
- by lulu on Aug 28, 2008 at 1:09 PM | link